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| sigma boi; firstly, i do not condone drinking, drinking hurts u and shi. liver go kaboosh ππ»π₯ anyway: we have a red flavor pack in the plans too :) and perhaps, an actual katvodka? [imagine how mad funny itd be if such products ended up being released at some point in real life too...] | |
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![]() katvodka ~ the white edition since 2025 aug 22 |
"developed by katvodka inc in the strange faraway lands of the potato π₯ , this white limited edition variant of katvodka πΎ promises to solve all of your life problems π and make you feel happy about living in 1984 again! ππΊπΈ what are you waiting for? π buy KATVODKA today for only β¨ 1,599 KATS!! β¨π₯³ KATVODKA. REBEL AGAINST THE SYSTEM! π»"a product on vucicbot, mentioned katvodka, sold for 100 social kreditz and is the light edition, is also a collectable :) |
![]() katvodka ~ the golden edition since 2025 aug 22 |
"developed by katvodka inc in the strange faraway lands of the potato π₯ , this golden limited edition variant of katvodka πΎ developed with the finest shyt anyone has ever seen, with the most mystical secret elements π what are you waiting for? π buy KATVODKA today for only β¨ 3,199 KATS!! β¨π₯³ KATVODKA. THE GO-TO FOR THE STRONGEST! πͺπ»"a product on vucicbot, mentioned katvodka, sold for 200 social kreditz and is the light edition, is also a collectable :) |
developed by katvodka inc in 1993 per the recipe by, apparently, some drunken polish dude. when this was created, it was goated. my ex ended up calling me a raging alcoholic, and my friend who this⨠FINE WINE SPARKLING BOTTLE ⨠was created in honor of, loved it a lot :) [greetings to some country in... idfk, indonesia?]. *cough cough* jokes aside, this is a hella fun and... surprisingly tasty product, as always... this product is plastered with warnings as to not consume this damn product. we [katrewkate]... wait... are we charli kirk? or are we katrewkate? are not resposible for any damages caused to personal or intellec- MAN F********* these damn warnings. consume this product and fly to the damn moon m8! jokes aside aside aside. this product was created with great detail and care, as always:) and it features pastel colors and a fun-like vibe, which surprisingly sticks really well! the color of the... uhh... product is not known. for lore purposes its light pink/purple OR orange. however, it doesnt have a defined color. :) this product was created with the support of a special forces friend [Casetax, as mentioned on the bottle], and even as i'm writing this, this mf is laughing his cheeks off. oh and.. THIS SELLS FOR 2,999 KATS, GO TO YOUR NEAREST.. uh... VAFDUX CENTER! YEAAAAAA!!!!
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now we shall start with the iconic packz, lore-wise, these are NOT related to a very damaging habit, meaning that these are not cigz or anything of that matter, this is simply a placeholder for the packs, but in real life/lore-wise it should be candy or anything else, up to the imagination of the user. please do not smoke! [these are also heavily influenced by buckshot roulette]. if you use any of the modelz, please use them sparingly, and if youd like, please change out the "cigs" for something else, unless you want them.. which would be... not something i condone. but yea. if these are "cigs", then they are a special kind of em, which isnt damaging and in some magical way is healthy for you :) ![]() |
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![]() theres a bunch of lore, if you want to read it, you will be able to [i think?] otherwise maybe yknow, youll have to live with not knowing :) ![]() the price indicated on the packaging is 120 KATS per pack, which is around 2.4 USD [converted using 2025-11-18 rate specified on /kat/lore page]. the design contains references to many lore elements, some of which are listed on /kat/lore or /kat/wiki; the main features however are the following: branded white logo on the TOP side of the packaging. using a road sign [other warning, from waffelica 2024] as the warning symbol, also using some of the pages' backgrounds on some of the sides. almost all sides besides the top and bottom ones contain lore, or some sort of logo, information, etc. this is also the first product to be branded using snov's gandon factory [a sponsor on the misc page]. product is a collaboration with sigma
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the red pack is an unstated flavor [as all packs are, ill leave them up to your imagination.], and is the strongest and harshest pack of them all. it was originally being designed from the 18th of nov, but then turmoil hit, and mushroomtea [the sponsor] and katkorp cut tie. the red pack is argueably the one pack that will have the saddest backstory of them all, it is noted on the sides, that was created during a time of great struggle and turmoil, making it the one that bears the most weight. and well, this pack is the perfect pack if you want to feel the weight of a broken bright future, shattered dreams, and realize that the world is burning... or when you haev an existential crisis. its surprisingly bittersweet! do not stare at a wall, and do not consume under a starry night, because you may start feeling very.... uh. something. it was finally released on the 7th of december, 2025, as things truly started taking a turn towards the end of the connection for real. is this the end? who knows. this also marks the end of an era. but for now, gg. product is a collaboration [and probably the last ever] with ![]()
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this pack was designed by the one and only pancakr, with the help of katvodka officials, of course. this pack is one of the more... ahem. controversial ones. so take everything with a grain of salt! selling this might land you in jail!... either the one with iron bars, or [grippy] sock jail. :) anyhow, this is one of the coolest looking packs, and truly is one of a kind. and mystical as well. with many references to real life events, katverse and bc. this pack features the newest design changes, ones being different logos at the bottom, slightly altered line around the top, colored warning. CONSUMING THIS IS not EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
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this pack having been released in february following buckshot era events has the most unique design, with additions and references to new people and such included as well. "this pack is perfect for those, who seek answers and want to understand the universe."
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